Mother's Day...with class

In the grand tradition of little brothers everywhere, mine is a little shit. The one time he does something positive, he still manages to to do it the worst, stupidest way possible. So Mother's Day is coming up and I was thrilled to find out Little Brother got our mom a gift already. I went to his place to meet up with him and see what he got her. The following conversation ensued:

Little Brother: I went to Brookstone and got her this mini-massager. Since she is always sore and stuff. It's like a little neck massager.
TCH: What? You have to be kidding me. You got our mom a vibrator for Mother's Day?
LITTLE BROTHER: It's not a vibrator! You are so perverted! It is a mini-massager.
TCH: What the hell does that mean? Those are vibrators you, ass hat! Women don't use those for their sore necks or arms or whatever! Haven't you ever seen an episode of Sex and the City?
LITTLE BROTHER: You are ridiculous and sick. It's a massager! And it was Buy-one-get-one-free. It was a good deal.
TCH: Oh man, I gotta see this.

He then pulls out the mini-massagers from a bag. One is pink and the other is blue - his and hers vibrating pleasure machines, if you will. They were even in a phallic shape. I picked both of them up from their boxes with each hand and held them like I was skiing. This is what it must feel like to be in a threesome porn. I was almost ready for one to blast me in the eye. Not vibrators, my ass.

TCH: I don't believe this! It's suppose to be a family-friendly holiday and you got our 60 year old mother a vibrator!
LITTLE BROTHER: It massages you! It says so!

I looked at the box and it just said to press a button for intensity and apply to certain areas where vibrations are needed...I'm not even going to go there....too easy.

LITTLE BROTHER: Women don't use these for vibrators! You just hang around sluts!
TCH: That is true but I know from Cosmo, television and from going to a Twilight bookclub meeting for Twimoms that women use these as vibrators and that is it, you idiot. You don't even know any women!
LITTLE BROTHER: Whatever. I don't believe you.

In all fairness and because my brother is an arrogant bastard like all youngest children, I would like to put this debate to a vote. Below I have included a picture of the said "mini-massager" and I have posted a poll (located in the upper-right corner). Voting is anonymous so feel free to cast your vote without judgement. But if you think this penis-shaped, vibrating, pleasure provider is used to actually massage women's necks then feel free to agree with my brother. And feel free to be wrong.